It was one of the worst Masters final round collapses of all time, and probably the most unbelievable one. The level of unfathomability of Jordan Spieth blowing a five stroke lead at the turn on Sunday at the Masters was as high as possible. But it happened; and left in its wake was a transcript of Cold Takes that Cold Take enthusiasts (yes, there are very few that exist) normally dream about.
By the time the 2016 Masters commenced, the 22-year old Spieth was already near the top of golf’s mountain. In 2015, he took the PGA Tour by storm. His first major victory, the 2015 Masters, was a domination unseen in Augusta since Tiger Woods 18 years prior. Spieth was the wire-to-wire leader finishing with an absurd 18-under 270, tying Woods’ 1997 tournament record. He also broke the Masters record for lowest score after three rounds with a 14-under 200. Spieth followed up his Masters win by winning the 2015 U.S. Open, his second major. He then won The Tour Championship and finished second at the PGA Championship behind Jason Day. With a total of six tournament championships, Spieth swept almost all end of the year PGA accolades, including Player of the Year and Tour Player of the Year.
Fast forward to April 2016. When Spieth drained a 21-foot putt on the 9th hole during the final round of the 2016 Masters (a course that he obliterated one yer prior) for his fourth straight birdie to take a five stroke lead, it was a near certainty to just about everyone that he would be taking home his second straight green jacket. What people didn’t expect, was the seemingy unflappable Spieth bogeying the 10th and 11th holes then hitting his a tee shot into the water on 12 to eventually score a massive quadruple bogey. After the disasterous hole, he was four strokes back of the lead and never recovered. The benefactor of Spieth’s epic collapse: Danny Willett, who took home the green jacket and his first major win.
To just list all of the tweets crowning Spieth the winner during the final round in chronological order would not do this justice. No, these needed to be broken down in categories. Below are is a categorical collection of tweets mostly beginning from when Spieth sank the putt to give him five stroke lead going into the 10th hole.
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Ability to withstand pressure; a closer
One of the narratives that materialized throughout Spieth’s blistering run through the PGA over the previous year was his ability to constantly hit clutch shots and never be deterred by pressure. It seemed that he was unflappable, a robot who never feels emotion; he was a closer, like Tiger Woods in his prime. To some, there was no concievable way he would choke…
Jordan Spieth may never trail a Masters tournament for the rest of his career. Just doesn't let up.
— Vic Lombardi (@VicLombardi) April 10, 2016
Jordan Spieth doesn't feel pressure.
— Steve Layman (@SteveLayman) April 10, 2016
Jordan Spieth is turning into a Tiger terminator as ferocious Sunday closer.
— Jim Corbett (@ByJimCorbett) April 10, 2016
I want to handle anything as well as Jordan Spieth handles pressure.
— Lindsay Gibbs (@linzsports) April 10, 2016
Spieth's relentless consistency is pretty boring. I'd quite like him to get embroiled in some sort of sex scandal. #TheMasters
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 10, 2016
I don't think Spieth has much Norman in him. And I don't see a Faldo in pursuit. Could be a pretty mundane Masters Sunday back nine.
— Pat Forde (@ByPatForde) April 10, 2016
Jordan Spieth has giant testicles.
— Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) April 10, 2016
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Boring; He’s ruining Sunday at the Masters
The old adage is that the Masters doesn’t really begin until the back nine on Sunday. The problem in this situation was that it seemed like Spieth aready had it won before the 10th hole, ruining the fun for the viewers. Some expressed their annoyance and frustration with the lack of excitement…
I really like Jordan Spieth, but this has to be the MOST boring Masters Tournament of all time.
— Greg McElroy (@GregMcElroy) April 10, 2016
Back nine on Sunday at #Masters: They say it doesn't begin until now. Except, it's already over. #Spieth
— Brian Murphy (@knbrmurph) April 10, 2016
Jordan Spieth is ruining the Masters. He's too good. (And slow. Really, really slow.)
— Mark Lazerus (@MarkLazerus) April 10, 2016
Spieth turning in this into an old Tiger major. Back 9 Sunday just a formality #Masters
— Yianni Kourakis (@WPBF_Yianni) April 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/jamesneveau/status/719269790041432064
If #TheMasters doesn't start until the back 9 on Sunday why does this already feel over ? #Spieth #Masters2016 #yyc
— Kevin Smith (@Global_Smith) April 10, 2016
This has to be one of the most boring #Masters as #JordanSpieth is lapping the competition.I've already taken two power naps. #Where'sTiger
— Lee Sterling (@paramountsports) April 10, 2016
Spieth is so far ahead and boring that they've stopped showing him on Sky. Reminds me of Schumacher years ago. #TheMasters
— BoyleSports (@BoyleSports) April 10, 2016
Another perfectly competitive #AugustaMasters ruined by the utterly boring brilliance of Jordan Spieth. ⛳️#Masters2016
— Jarlath Regan (@Jarlath) April 10, 2016
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Just give him the Green Jacket
One of the great traditions in all of sports is that the winner of the Masters is awarded a green Masters jacket. Many were ready to hand Spieth the jacket…
Game over. Give Spieth the green jacket now.
— Mr. SOUNDOFF (@johnsears) April 10, 2016
Give Spieth his green jacket. Well on his way to top Nicklaus' 6 wins at The Masters.
— Kevin Powell (@kpowell720) April 10, 2016
Hey @JimmyHanlin who helps Spieth w his green jacket?
— Tony Grossi (@TonyGrossi) April 10, 2016
Fun fact: jordan Spieth, and all multiple-time winners at The Mastres don't get a second jacket. Just one, and it's kept at Augusta.
— Doug Russell (@DougRussell) April 10, 2016
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People in Europe heading off to sleep
It was getting late overseas, and since Spieth had such a big lead some of the folks watching in Europe felt it was safe to go to bed…
Might as well get some shut eye #spieth #masters #jobdone 😝
— Melanie Sykes (@MsMelanieSykes) April 10, 2016
Spieth 7 under, 5 clear, cant see him losing now, as I head off for some shut eye
— Ian Abrahams (Moose) (@BroadcastMoose) April 10, 2016
I was about to transfer my support from McIlroy to Willett and Westwood. But after seeing another Spieth birdie I might just go to bed.
— Ian Woods (@IanWoodsMedia) April 10, 2016
Up early tomorrow so might be worth going to bed seeing as the golf looks done and dusted #spieth #special
— Matt Holland (@mattholland8) April 10, 2016
Spieth making every golf fan go to bed early. In cruise control now. On -7 and five ahead #Masters2016
— The Golf Paper (@TheGolfPaper) April 10, 2016
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It’s Over; Best of the Rest
Here is some of the best of the rest. Declarations, coronations, you name it…
Jordan Spieth is going back to back. #Masters pic.twitter.com/fb2SmHUHqG
— Drew Copley (@DrewASJax) April 10, 2016
It's over. Our Spieth +850 futures ticket is cashing. Go buy $20 pants, tshirts and visors at https://t.co/dkDDwTBbJ7
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 10, 2016
Game. Set. Spieth. #TheMasters
— Matt Barrie (@MattBarrie) April 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/peterburnsespn/status/719269680368730112
It's over.#Spieth@TheMasters
— Scott Rabalais (@RabalaisAdv) April 10, 2016
Spieth just won his second #Masters with that birdie.
— Dean Shareski (@shareski) April 10, 2016
Well, that should do it. Spieth rolls in just another curling downhill birdie at 9 — four in a row since stumble at 5. Five shot lead.
— Cam Cole (@rcamcole) April 10, 2016
Spieth. Nice win. #Masters2016
— Jason Nicholas (@JasonNweather) April 10, 2016
People who Jordan Spieth to win #TheMasters pic.twitter.com/tad6qqs9gR
— The Live Golf Team (@livegolf) April 10, 2016
Spieth's 21-footer makes Amen Corner almost irrelevant in this final round of the #Masters.
— Michael A. Giarrusso (@MichaelG1) April 10, 2016
Spieth just throws a dagger at the field!!! Jordan makes his FOURTH birdie in a row!!!! Now at -7 and 5 strokes… https://t.co/UCIPa2ojDn
— Michael Collins (@ESPNCaddie) April 10, 2016
Let the coronation continue. Spieth running away and hiding is our best-case scenario now. More like only-case…. #Masters
— Josh Elliott (@JoshElliott32) April 10, 2016
That's it. Jordan Spieth wins 2nd straight Masters, leading all 8 rounds. Birdies 6-9 w/ silky hot putter. Just too good on these greens.
— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) April 10, 2016
Four birdies in a row for Spieth to close out the back 9. If you don't have an each-way runner, this one is over! pic.twitter.com/abMwo6Ng78
— BoyleSports (@BoyleSports) April 10, 2016
Spieth. National. Golf Club. #TheMasters pic.twitter.com/e7efnZo8sV
— Al Smizzle (@AlZeidenfeld) April 10, 2016
Jordan Spieth birdies 4 in a row to reach -7, this is over @TheMasters
— Arran Andersen (@arranandersen) April 10, 2016
Spieth is a BEAST … So cool and so damn good. #bossofthemoss
— Nathan Zegura (@NathanZegura) April 10, 2016
Spieth. Lights out. Putter en fuego.
— Brian Koziol (@BrianWGR) April 10, 2016
If u are watching the masters. It's because u love golf The tournament is over at this point
— Booger (@ESPNBooger) April 10, 2016
And how about some of these same folks after Spieth’s meltdown…
In. Com. Pre. Hensible. #Spieth
— Brian Murphy (@knbrmurph) April 10, 2016
My tweet from 40-mins ago when Spieth was -7 and five shots clear was weather guy wrong….
— Matt Barrie (@MattBarrie) April 10, 2016
Just checked the scores! 👀 well I never 😊#Masters2016
— Melanie Sykes (@MsMelanieSykes) April 10, 2016
If you've just tuned in after an extended trip to the toilet. Spieth has blown up, REPEAT, Spieth has blown up. #TheMasters
— BoyleSports (@BoyleSports) April 10, 2016
Spoke far too soon and glad I haven't gone to bed!!
— Matt Holland (@mattholland8) April 10, 2016
Must admit, I was so deflated Spieth was running away I went for the Bayless Jinx, crowning him at 5 up, 9 to play. Doubted it would work.
— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) April 10, 2016
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